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To register to be a member of the JELSU, the process is simple and rewarding. As a member of of the JELSU you'll receive the following benefits.

* A monthly pension of $500 to explore erosion in your community.
* Free unlimited health care plan.
* Free participation in all JELSU events.
* The chance to meet people in an exciting erosion environment and form friendships that will last a lifetime.

"My life is so much easier since I joined the JELSU! Thank you, JELSU, for educating me on erosion so thoroughly!" - A satisfied member

"Thanks to JELSU, I met three of my very best friends, and I'm getting married to one of them tomorrow!" - Another satisfied member

"The power of erosion is truly incredible, and now that I control it, I can begin to wreak havoc on the world...!" - Yet another satisfied customer.

To register, simply contact the co-ordinator personally, if you know him, or through the e-mail address erosion@canjo.net.

For a registration, your e-mail should follow the following form EXACTLY:

Subject: Registration for (Your name)
Body:

Name (Last, First, M.I.)
Date of Birth (DD.MM.YY)
Current Date
Brief description of why you seek membership.

Also, please attach a registration fee of $5 to your e-mail.

Thank you for your time!